Republican National Committee Chairman Micheal Steele has recently come under fire for wastefully spending GOP donations on a host of expensive and lavish activities. From private jets to expensive hotels, nothing but the best was acceptable for Steele’s army, as he plotted the GOP’s 2010 election comeback. One of his staffers even hosted an RNC outing at a West Hollywood bondage strip club to attract young, up and comers (no pun intended).

Despite all this folks, Steel is ready to keep control of the party reigns and is more than ever ready to lead the charge to combat the lack of morality, honesty, integrity, fiscal, elitism, irresponsibility and hypocrisy that exist today in Washington.

He even had time to write this snappy response:

Don’t worry loyal family value, fiscally-responsible conservatives. You can still put your trust and hard earned money into the GOP!

Just because we blew your money before on topless-bondage strippers, booze, private jets and fancy hotels, doesn’t mean that we will do it again.

So please send us more of your money so we can hold back the crazy spending problem that Obama has. Please put more of your faith in us so we can curb …